Wednesday, October 18, 2006

I Stole Kerry Healey's Next Ad!!

Thanks to the tireless efforts of my shadowy campaign research team, working through the night and mastering all the techniques of espionage from the greatest veterans of Mossad, I've gotten my hands on Kerry Healey's next campaign ad. Let me just tell you, it's a shocker!!


Anonymous said...

C'mon, no way is a Healy ad. There's no mention of Deval Patrick worshipping Satan or biting off babies' heads and sucking their blood or anything.

Ryan Adams said...

Oh, that's because it wasn't quite through its entire editing process. They must have forgot to add it in there.

StunnedVoter said...

Gasp! That's *so* mean! LOL

That's too funny. The sad part is, Kerry is totally going to rip off your soundtrack for her next sterling effort. "Here that heavy breathing? That's the sound Deval's going to make when he breaks down your door before he hauls you off to his rape room! RUN!"

Ryan Adams said...


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