Saturday, October 21, 2006

Kerry Healey: Worst Person Ever

Keith Olbermann, quickly becoming one of my personal heroes (isn't it nice to finally have a real journalist on TV?), has this feature he calls "the worst person ever." Basically, he takes talking points from the likes of Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and so on and quotes them on TV. As he quotes them, he ranks them in order of their pure evil-ness.

Now, Bluemassgroup posted on how Kerry Healey's campaign is the "worst Massachusetts has ever seen." Not only am I inclined to agree, but I think it's official: we can call Kerry Healey the worst person ever. She refused to condemn Mitt Romney's National Tour of Dissing Masachusetts, therefore condoning it. She not only refused to apologize for her most recent LaGuer attack ad, she's running it twice as often. She's rufused to condemn the group "Inmates for Deval," who have stalked 12 year old children until cops came.

The Washington Post has called Kerry Healey's campaign "as vicious as we've seen this cycle," all the while it's been ineffective and most of it is either patently false or distorted beyond all recognition. If my name were Keith Olbermann and I was the host of "Countdown," Kerry Healey would be my "Worst Person Ever." Why? Because she quite possibly could be.

11 comments:

vesti said...

Love your blog. I have a few posts on mine chronicling the misadventures of Healey the Vulgarian ...

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W A Hurd said...

I would suggest that you make Worst Person in the World a regular feature on your blog, but it would be Kerry Healey every day Brian McGrory doesn't write.

Anonymous said...

If Olbermann were following this race, he would give her the honor, she beats all the competition by a mile. The sad part is, she'd be flattered.

Hi, I'm Kerry Healey. Do you have a shread of decency in you? The please don't vote for me. But if you are evil, if you are truly evil, if the only problem you have with my campaign is it isn't vicious enough, then join me and together we will rule the universe as father and son. If anyone else pretends to be more vicious, I'll gut him like a fish and make his intestines into a hat. I am the worst person in the world!

Anonymous said...

Is it a coincidence that those thugs appear to be freakin skinheads? Uh...I don't think so. It's always a good sign when white supremacist goons represent your GOTV team.

tHis is unbelievable at this point. Nobody can delude themselves that they don't know exactly what they're voting for if they vote Healey.

If this is their vision of the state they want, God help us all.

StunnedVoter said...

Wherever she goes, she spreads the joy and the love. This is what restoring civility and dignity to politics looks like.

Anonymous said...

I'd rank Scott Cartman Miller and the Margolis twins right down there with Muffy.

Maybe we could record a HubPolitics theme song: "Bigots, Identical Bigots..."

Ryan Adams said...

LOL w a hurd, I'll take that into consideration. I'll check out your blot, Vesti.

And Anon, I'm sensing the need for a new Youtube - one covering Miller, the Margolises and Kerry Healey. That should be some fun; if only I had the time to make it!

StunnedVoter said...

LOL Anon, is that sung to the Flintstones theme or the Patty Duke Show?

The funniest thing I've seen so far this fall is someone linking to a "story" from HubPolitics at a blog for normal people. Well, hey, if HubPolitics made it up--case closed!

Anonymous said...

I'd go with the Patty Duke Show.

It would be unkind to remind people that Deval's biggest detracotors (MattM, AaronM, ScottM) all have Fred Flintstone's body and Eric Carrtman's personality.

StunnedVoter said...

Patty Duke is perfect, it fits the lyrics and it has a nice bounce. LOL! Eric Cartman's personality is right. My least favorite GOTV calls to make are Democratic men who are married to Republican women. They ALWAYS answer the phone, and try getting to talk to their husbands without them screaming at you that their husbands will vote for who they TELL them to vote for and slamming down the phone. Some of these poor guys are in their 80's and I'm afraid they're tied up in the closet while their evil wives fill out their absentee ballots. Not nice!

Anonymous said...

I don't know who you think you are, but you have no right to say that to my little Kerry. You better not even try to say just because she lost the election, that she still can't be successful. You're a big loser.

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