He's as likely to give people a spoon-full of medicine as Mary, but it could just be arsenic if it helps his cause. Medicine is spared for the people with morals - you know, the people who love American flags, but hate gay people. In order to help Mitt's cause, he'll throw any other cause under the bus, even if he feigned support years (or days) prior. But it's not like he's never served one up to IHOP before, that pancake flopper!
So let's give an ode to Mitt Romney: Nearly perfect in almost every way. "Nearly" being not at all and "almost" being the sticky details and actual grinding work he ignores on a daily basis - those can be left to more capable hands... like Deval Patrick.