In light of all the blogging scandals, I thought I should confess that the reason I love Deval Patrick so much is because I'm actually his illegitimate child. I actually think he's wrong on every issue, but a son's got to stick up for his paps, right? Deval Patrick's illegitimate children are exactly why this state has so few moonbats, yet elected Paps anyway.
I should also confess that I've been paid vast sums of monopoly money and probably some food stamps for the services rendered to him, even though I'm allegedly his son and sons should work for their parents for free as slave labor - just like bloggers. I just wanted to get that out of the way and fully divulge my relationship to Deval so no one beats me to it.