Or a "suspicious package" or anything the media keeps blabbing on about.
It wasn't even a package at all. It was a Mooninite. It was glowing, florescent lights.
It wasn't a hoax - a hoax would require malicious intent. Certainly, we can all agree here that none of this was malicious. Certainly, Time Warner didn't intend for any of this to happen.
Wherever the blame belongs - and there's plenty of room for debate there - let's keep this discourse grounded in reality. Otherwise, the discussion is tainted.