Crooked and crazy as can be, but the guy is pretty hilarious. I may even buy the book he's almost certain to write, because I have a feeling it would crack me up. How can these sorts of people say the things they do with a straight face? The thing is, I think he's crazy enough to believe the things he says. The fix was in! The fix was in!
Don't worry, though - he's going to pay "most of his taxes" and "keep fighting for you." I feel better already.