Friday, July 17, 2009

My Concern with the Transgender Bill

What about the XX and XY electric field bathroom generators? Does it mandate turning them off, so XX can cross the streams? And vice versa?

And if that should happen, will the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man appear and attack everyone in the bathroom? Or if the Gatekeepers cross the threshold of the Key Masters, will they turn into giant statues or hideous monsters? And vice versa? These all could certainly explain the dangers of this bill.

I think we better make sure the XX and XY electric field generators stay online and plugged in at a bathroom near you, otherwise we could have a sensational, nonsensical issue on our hands.

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