Friday, December 18, 2009

Ben Nelson's Demand List

According to my super secret sources in Washington, D.C., these are the new additional demands Nelson's made after lying about his agreement to the medicare buy-in compromise.
  • To reach a compromise with pro-choice senators, instead of allowing women to purchase insurance from the national exchange which would include abortion coverage, everyone gets a free coat hanger.
  • MangerCare: In order to reach the goal of cutting costs from this country's health care system, instead of going to the hospital to deliver a baby, a network of mangers will be established across the country. If it was good enough for Jesus...
  • Ban Lollipops at Doctors Offices. Given that those are expenses for medical offices which would increase the cost of health care, lollipops will now be banned at the doctor's office.
  • Recycle, Reuse. Why throw out those dirty needles when they can be used again and again and again? It would be good for the environment, too.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So why didnt Kirk or Kerry make the same demands? Votes for sale. How Harry Reid!

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